Rafa Benitez can't be sacked. Andriy Voronin is there for the hair. And Alberto Aquilani is like a Z in Scrabble

Now i know i said that we should lose graciously and i also want to look at things at the critical yet funny side.If you watch football..you will definitely find this amusing

random thoughts on the shambles that is Liverpool's season.

1. Alberto Aquilani is like having a 'Z' in Scrabble. You wait forever for your chance to cash in, by which point everyone else is miles ahead.

2. Given the entertainment on offer, you can see why Liverpool fans now take toys to games.

3. David Ngog is not fit to wear the shirt. Or, in fact, sell the shirt in the club shop.

4. Rafa Benitez plans all subs in advance of kick-off, rather than analysing and utilising his bench options to change its course. Why else would he take off Yossi Benayoun?

5. Steven Gerrard pulls his groin so often because his team-mates aren't good enough to pass the bloody thing to his feet.

6. Andriy Voronin's one meaningful role is to make Lucas' hairstyle look less awful.

7. That gives Voronin one meaningful role more than Ryan Babel.

8. Replacing Alvaro Arbeloa with Glen Johnson has ruined Liverpool's defence.

9. Neither Tom Hicks nor George Gillett is powerful enough to sack Benitez.

10. Liverpool will definitely beat Manchester United on Sunday.