Thursday, September 17, 2009
ANDREWS 2006 story
EL DESPERADO
In the class of 6 Kreatif, there is a boy named Jonathan. He is quite smart .He has this respiration problem which makes him fart.His farts are really stinky.Silent but violent.
Jonathan likes this girl named Judith.She is really tall and thin.Jonathan was not exactly tall.Jonathan tries to hang out with Judith so she teases him about his height and stinky fart because whenever he is around Judith he gets nervous and lets a bomb.
With Jonathan’s weird behavior, everyone in the class soon found out that Jonathan actually likes Judith. Everyone started teasing him. Jonathan did not even care. He also did not admit it.
In the month of June, Jonathan confessed to Judith without anyone knowing so that people wouldn’t talk about it. “You’re sick, Jon!! “, exclaimed Judith. “At least I am not sick of you,” replied Jonathan. “Get out of my sight midget,” Judith said after she had enough from Jon.So he went.
Jon thought that if he is taller, Judith would actually like him. So did whatever he could to be taller like playing basketball, eating food products that are rich in calcium and many more. His height rose from 2 feet to 6 feet 4 in 3 months. But he failed to make Judith fall for him.But, now everyone stopped calling him a shortie but a coconut tree.
In the month of September, he asked Judith to go out on a date with him. Judith rejected his invitation. Judith told him that she is busy until after UPSR.Jon was fine with that.
He didn’t study for UPSR but sending a lot of sms to Judith. But Judith never replies those sms because she thinks it’s stupid to waste money on a midget like Jonathan.
When it was after UPSR, Jonathan asked Judith to go out on a date with him again.” I rather go out on a date with a pig”, said Judith.”But, I am a pig,” replied Jonathan.Judith slapped Jonathan as hard as she could and said that she doesn’t like people like him.
Jonathan did very badly for his UPSR because he was sending a lot of sms to Judith and not studying. But he still did not regret because Judith is like everything to him.
His parents decided to send him to Wesley Metodist,a private school where he wouldn’t be distracted by Judith.Jonathan was too depressed.
In the month of October, Jon kissed Judith and everyone knew about it. Judith was ashamed but Jon was quite proud of it. Now Judith really hated him and quite embarrassed.
For some strange reason,Jon started teasing that Barathan likes Judith (probaly its true,but who cares!This story is about Jon..ok where was i?).Probaly he thinks he would get Judith’s attention but instead he is making Judith hate him even more!!
He also called Judith’s brother macha (brother in law).Judith was furious but she just kept quiet.He also modified the song called “Start of Something New” ,this are the lyrics :
Living in Judith’s world
Always understand
That Judith really likes me,when I fart a lot!
I always believed in what I think is related to Judith
I always opened my heart to Judith..
Jon loves to fart,when he farts,everyone will lose their noses..He also reads out this poet to Judith :
I wrote your name in the sky,the wind blew it away,
I wrote your name on my ass,and forever it shall stay,
Cuz I will never wash my ass
ANDREW S FUNNY STORYY
PS:THIS STORY IS IN COLABORATION WITH JONATHAN Gui kok WENG`s birthday..WITHOUT THIS GUYS GRANDAD we would be roaming the streets in feearr of botak chin coming up behind us..CHEERS JON..HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY
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