Is this what it has become?

Hahaha.I was watching Liverpool yesterday and it was damn sad.Have a look at what people think of Liverpool now

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Where will Liverpool end up?

Top four 21.0 % Europa League spots 29.8 % Mid-table or lower 49.2 %

Stupid Indians including me

Why indians cannnot be terrorists

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're There

4. We talk with our hands;therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane..

6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.

Happy Birthday Granny

Honestly speaking,I'm back here because im bored.I don't really have much to talk and i just wanted to talk rubbish.Anyway yeah yesterday I had like a huge huge dinner,I practically stuffed myself.Yeah thats the bad thing about a buffet dinner at Meridien.For your information,the occasion was my grandmas birthday.Who knows she might even be on this blog..GULP.She is picking up on computers and stuf unusually fast for a 77 year old.Anyway if your here Happy Birthday Granny.Anyway yeah i ate so much i decided to fast today.After all semangat Raya kan?My idea of fasting is different though.I dont eat any like meals,i just drink and eat fruits.I wish i had photos to show but unfortunately i dont.Haix i am a pretty big loser for blogging about my grandmothers birthday.Sorry granny.

Didnt get it Jokes,Immature people and facts you never knew

*Hides behind bush..And no its not President Bush,neither is it the other sick bush of a woman.An actual real bush.While i think you guys may throw rocks at me if i come out for not updating my blog for so long,You guys just laugh and do not throw because u would think to yourself why would anyone throw stones if hardly anyone even reads my posts.I feel sad.So am i trying to say i would rather people throw stones at me?I dont know.Anyway yes coming up to todays topic..Didnt get it jokes.Alrigtht so the other day i read about an emile heskey joke.The joke was something like this.A new Nigerian player arrived at Aston Villa.On the first day of training the manager kept on saying KICK>>>Ball.>>>Goal.The Nigerian player got so frustrated and told the manager I speak perfect English why are you talking to me like that.The manager replied I wasnt talking to you.I was talking to Emile Heskey.And after i told that story to my brother his reply was"did Martin O`neil really say that" and he wasnt joking.All of us burst into laughter.I guess it mightve been more funny than the actual joke itself.Ps if you dont watch football..ignore.One more joke to keep you guys with me today.Alright so there was a 40 year old man playing with his rubber duck in the tub.Suddenly his wife opened the bathroom door and sunk the rubber duck.The husband replied"Why are you so immature dear?"..Did you get it?:P...Random facts now, The name of Former planet Pluto was invented by a 11 year old girl,A horned toad can shoot blood out of its eyes and whistling does not cause your throat to vibrate.Try it.

Ok bye

SESATS 101

"Hey guys..Knock knock..who is there.Who?HUHU:D"..anyway this is what a sesat guy would say.Sesats are everywhere.Everyone has been or will be sesat at one point or more than one point.Okay so when we went to Malacca we came across many sesat moments.Would you like to see?No?Well im still going to show you anyway.:D..Talking abt sesats Jon had a funny encounter with what weng called "a horny old man"The guy was speaking chinese to raymond because we were kinda lost and this guy came alone because he knew we were tourists.Anyway half way through Raymond had a phone called and just left.Jon had to talk to this man.HAHA the ironic part was Jon did not know how to speak CHINESE.PS Melaka is like China everywhere you see chinese ppl and everyone only speaks chinese.Anyway so Jon said smth like WO PU CHE TAU MANDARIn or smth like that.There was a long silence and the guys eyes popped out like how jon was looking in the second pic.Then the guy tried speaking in english and told us where to go.Nice kind old man lah WENG!!..and the second picture above Jon made that face when he w as asked for the bill?The waiter continued by saying please dont scare me you dont have to pay just leave..JK LAH..Jon had an allergy or something like that.Anyway he couldnt open his eyes.

OK BYE

WOHOOO I AM BACK

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Please dont use those foul words on me because i havent been updating my blog for so long.I have been really busy,lazy and ran out of ideas.So the trip to melaka that i had was exactly what i needed.:)..Im back BITCHESS....(i use those foul words myself but you cant use it).And if you are really pissed at me please do not do what jon is doing to andrew in the picture above.It is very inappropriate..Rough Hotel room ****.Guess what those four letters are.It isnt what you think.Happy now everyone?:D
Ok bye

Smart people

Sexy body guy Euvan.Anyway firstly i would just like to give a very warm welcome to Euvan for joining blogger.So besides his sexy body im sure he is very good at blogging too so check out his blog at http://bitsofeuvan.blogspot.com/.And that is that.What should i do today lah?Okay there was this guju guy(palvinas cousin)His name is Aneet Patel..So whats his brothers name?A-messy Patel..and his other brother is a slob.Hey if you think its not funny dont complain to me.Complain to Mr Russel Peters.Whatever im telling you and showing you today(the pic) is something to do with haloween.So today is haloween and bad things happen.According to andrew hong haloween is suppposed to be the day some weird with was killed.Then he went on to say something about Joan of arc.Joan of Arc though was not a witch.Anyway wht happened to me today?I woke up super early(8`clock) to go for a jog.Then as i was jogging half way my shoe broke..Weird right..Right before that i was bending down to tie my shoelace..Then this malay man whistled Phewwweww..He was checking out my ass.Im totally joking..He just asked me for directions somewhere.Luckily i didnt get kidnapped And later i will be with the rempits at AAR.Anyway moral of the story go see Euvans blog because it will be cooler than mine.You might get more sneek peeks at his sexy body.Ok Bye